One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
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