Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
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