How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
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