We like to paddy.
Resting Grinch face.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Up to snow good.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I find you very a-peeling.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
It’s snow joke.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
"You can't beat me."
Snow thank you.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"That's all, yolks."
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Shake your shamrocks.
I fence-y you.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
A round of Santa-plause, please.
"Eggs-cuse me."
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Yoda one for me!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
This is snow laughing matter!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
It’s worth a shot.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
You're the ruler of my heart.
"Just don't carrot all."
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.