What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
It's lit.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Burst into cheers!
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
It’s snow joke.
I dig you a hole lot.
How rude-olf of you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I’m elf-taught.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
It’s worth a shot.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Shake your shamrocks.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
"Just don't carrot all."
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"No eggs-cuses."
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
"Just one hot chick."
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
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