What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
"Eggs love you."
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Fir sure.
I think I found my perfect match
As it snow happens.
Best in snow.
I’m fondue you.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Get clover it, babe.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"No eggs-cuses."
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
It’s snow joke.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"What an egg-citing day."
It takes one to snow one.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I followed my heart to you.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
You raise the bar.
I dig you a hole lot.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
"You can't beat me."
Time to spruce things up.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
You snow the drill.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I find you very a-peeling.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
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