Up to snow good.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
It’s worth a shot.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Love at frost sight!
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
We have great chemis-tree.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Beer-lieve it or not!
Cutest clover in the patch.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
You shamrock my world.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Don’t be elfish.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Believe in your elf.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
"You crack me up."
"Just one hot chick."
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Who’s your paddy?
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Sip, sip, horray!
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