Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Burst into cheers!
Shake your shamrocks.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
"What an egg-citing day."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Sleigh, what?!
Irish you luck.
Don’t be elfish.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I whale always love you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Icy what you did there.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Believe in your elf.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
How rude-olf of you.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I’m elf-taught.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"Just don't carrot all."
But wait—there’s myrrh.
I'm fondue you, it's true
The snuggle is real.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Dublin’ the fun.
You have a pizza my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I'm snow bored.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
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