“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Snow thank you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
"You round me out." — High Card Band
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Deja brew all over again.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I “lub” you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Snow on and snow forth.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Beer-lieve it or not!
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Take off all your cloves.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
You shamrock my world.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Make it rein.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Sips getting real.
Yule be sorry.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
You’re my pot of gold.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I only have ice for you.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Who’s your paddy?
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
He’s an elf-made man.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
I told you snow.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
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