"You're poaching all my best yolks."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
He’s my pinch charming.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Can’t pinch this.
You snooze. You booze.
You’re my pot of gold.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I have the final sleigh.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Sip, sip, horray!
"There's no bunny like you."
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
"That's all, yolks."
As it snow happens.
That look soots you.
Your presents is requested.
"Having a good hare day."
"No eggs-cuses."
You’re brew-tiful!
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Don’t give into beer pressure.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
"Happy eggster."
Who’s your paddy?
I’m elf-taught.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
You're the ruler of my heart.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Best in snow.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Sips getting real.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
It takes one to snow one.
I'm the life of the paddy.
You are spud-tacular.
Deja brew all over again.
Icy what you did there.
Fir sure.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
You raise the bar.
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