St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Say it ain’t snow.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Your presents is requested.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
It takes one to snow one.
This is snow laughing matter!
You snow the drill.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I told you snow.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I love you meow and forever.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
You sleigh me.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Make it rein.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I “lub” you.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
My love for you is like no otter.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Drink happy thoughts.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Don’t be elfish.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Hold on for deer life.
"You're a real good egg."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
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