You snow the drill.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
As it snow happens.
Can’t pinch this.
"That's all, yolks."
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I'm the life of the paddy.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Look for a rainbow connection.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Deja brew all over again.
You’re my pot of gold.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
I fence-y you.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
You snow the drill.
We’re in a-green-ment.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
That look soots you.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Wear green, or leaf.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
I wood never leaf you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
We’ve got serious chemistry.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Beer-lieve it or not!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Best in snow.
I find you very a-peeling.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
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