Icy what you did there.
I only have ice for you.
Who’s your paddy?
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
You snow the drill.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Take off all your cloves.
It’s worth a shot.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I dig you a hole lot.
Gold riddance.
You're acute Valentine.
Say it ain’t snow.
The snuggle is real.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
It's lit.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
"What an egg-citing day."
Treat yo'elf.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Distill my beating heart.
Snow thank you.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Get clover it, babe.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
People are always after me lucky charms.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Up to snow good.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Snow thank you.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Say it ain’t snow.
Sip, sip, horray!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
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