Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I dig you a hole lot.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I think I found my perfect match
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
My love for you is like no otter.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Treat yo'elf.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
It’s worth a shot.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Snow on and snow forth.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Deja brew all over again.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Dublin over in laughter.
Fir sure.
The snuggle is real.
Look for a rainbow connection.
"Some bunny loves you."
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Irish you were beer.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Yule be sorry.
I think you’re dandelion.
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