You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
As it snow happens.
You are un-beer-lievable!
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Don’t be elfish.
I dig you a hole lot.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Yoda one for me!
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Time to spruce things up.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Dublin’ the fun.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I'm snow bored.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Paddy like a rockstar.
You’re brew-tiful!
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Beer-lieve it or not!
It's ice to meet you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
The snuggle is real.
I followed my heart to you.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
You better beer-live it!
You're so clover!
I'm snow bored.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.