What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
This is snow laughing matter!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I call the shots.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
As it snow happens.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
You are pitcher perfect.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You’re the queen of my heart.
You are un-beer-lievable!
You raise the bar.
I find you very a-peeling.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I have the final sleigh.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
We like to paddy.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Best in snow.
I fence-y you.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
You have a pizza my heart.
It takes one to snow one.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Treat yo'elf.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Snow on and snow forth.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Up to snow good.
My love for you simply radiates.
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