We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Distill my beating heart.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Life is brew-tiful!
We’re in a-green-ment.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Icy what you did there.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Sleigh, what?!
I think I found my perfect match
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
I sulfur when you argon.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I love you meow and forever.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Birch, please.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You sleigh me.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
This is snow laughing matter!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"You round me out." — High Card Band
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
"Some bunny loves you."
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
"You're a real good egg."
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
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