Make it rein.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I'm fondue you, it's true
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
I love you dairy much.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
"Just don't carrot all."
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
It’s worth a shot.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I call the shots.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
"Eggs love you."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
It takes one to snow one.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Paddy like a rockstar.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
"You can't beat me."
We’re in a-green-ment.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Time to spruce things up.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I whale always love you.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
My love for you is like no otter.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
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