"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Best in snow.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
I love you dairy much.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Gold riddance.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Icy what you did there.
It's ice to meet you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Hold on for deer life.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"You crack me up."
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You raise the bar.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
"Some bunny loves you."
We like to paddy.
Sleigh, what?!
I told you snow.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
I’ll be there in a pinch.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Take off all your cloves.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I dig you a hole lot.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
You're so clover!
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
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