What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Best in snow.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Cutest clover in the patch.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
We like to paddy.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
As it snow happens.
Snow thank you.
Distill my beating heart.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
My love for you is like no otter.
"I've found some bunny to love."
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Get clover it, babe.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I think I found my perfect match
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"What an egg-citing day."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
"No eggs-cuses."
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
You sleigh me.
Believe in your elf.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
You are un-beer-lievable!
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Having a good hare day."
I loaf you.
As it snow happens.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Your presents is requested.
Hold on for deer life.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Up to snow good.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I think you’re dandelion.
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