Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
"What an egg-citing day."
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
"No eggs-cuses."
Best in snow.
He’s my pinch charming.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Icy what you did there.
We’re in a-green-ment.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I’m elf-taught.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
I can heartly wait to see you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I'm the life of the paddy.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You're so clover!
I'm snow bored.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Dublin over in laughter.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Snow on and snow forth.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
She has high elf-esteem.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
It’s snow joke.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Gold riddance.
He’s an elf-made man.
Let’s take an elfie.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I'm snow bored.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
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