Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I love you dairy much.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I'm snow bored.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Snow thank you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Shake your shamrocks.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
It’s snow joke.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
It’s worth a shot.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Hold on for deer life.
Snow thank you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
"Just looking on the sunny side."
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
The pint’s the limit.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Irish I may, Irish I might.
"You crack me up."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I wood never leaf you.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Life is brew-tiful!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You have a pizza my heart.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Treat yo'elf.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
As it snow happens.
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