“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I fence-y you.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You can't beat me."
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
"Some bunny loves you."
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Take off all your cloves.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Best in snow.
Make it rein.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Resting Grinch face.
It's lit.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Up to snow good.
I’ll never fir-get.
Icy what you did there.
You're so clover!
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Burst into cheers!
Icy what you did there.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
This is snow laughing matter!
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Yoda one for me!
I'm fondue you, it's true
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I only have ice for you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
"You're a real good egg."
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