We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Who needs luck? I have charm.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
It's ice to meet you.
"You can't beat me."
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Cutest clover in the patch.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
It’s worth a shot.
We make a great pear
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
He’s my pinch charming.
I'm snow bored.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
It’s snow joke.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
"I whip my hare back and forth."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
"That's all, yolks."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Hold on for deer life.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
You are pitcher perfect.
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