"Some bunny loves you."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You're acute Valentine.
"Just don't carrot all."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Snow on and snow forth.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You snooze. You booze.
She has high elf-esteem.
Hold on for deer life.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I followed my heart to you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Treat yo'elf.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Rebel without a Claus.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
This is snow laughing matter!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
It's ice to meet you.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Fir sure.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You shamrock my world.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
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