Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
The pint’s the limit.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Irish you were beer.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Can’t pinch this.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
We’re in a-green-ment.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
He’s my pinch charming.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
You’re my pot of gold.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
We’ve got serious chemistry.
She has high elf-esteem.
Time to spruce things up.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Burst into cheers!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I'm snow bored.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Rebel without a Claus.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Yoda one for me!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Let’s get elf-ed up.