Deja brew all over again.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
You are un-beer-lievable!
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I have the final sleigh.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Burst into cheers!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Treat yo'elf.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
You’re my lucky charm.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
I only have ice for you.
People are always after me lucky charms.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
"That's all, yolks."
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Shake your shamrocks.
I’ll never fir-get.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I’m fondue you.
You're acute Valentine.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
I'm snow bored.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I told you snow.
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