"Eggs-cuse me."
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I'm fondue you, it's true
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
You snow the drill.
"There's no bunny like you."
It's ice to meet you.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Paddy like a rockstar.
I love you meow and forever.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Happy eggster."
Say it ain’t snow.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Best in snow.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
She has high elf-esteem.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Up to snow good.
You sleigh me.
Wear green, or leaf.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
I think I found my perfect match
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
This is snow laughing matter!
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Sips getting real.
People are always after me lucky charms.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Can’t pinch this.
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