You’re my pot of gold.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
"What an egg-citing day."
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Resting Grinch face.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
You’re my lucky charm.
Burst into cheers!
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Believe in your elf.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Life is brew-tiful!
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
He’s my pinch charming.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
That look soots you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I'm the life of the paddy.
I'm pine-ing for you.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I have the final sleigh.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Time to spruce things up.
I love you meow and forever.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Best in snow.
You're the ruler of my heart.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Can’t pinch this.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
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