Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
"For peep's sake."
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I wood never leaf you.
You’re brew-tiful!
"You crack me up."
"You make me egg-static."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
That look soots you.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I'm snow bored.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
I love you dairy much.
I find you very a-peeling.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I dig you a hole lot.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You're the ruler of my heart.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You're acute Valentine.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It’s snow joke.
Rebel without a Claus.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
I think I found my perfect match
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I’m elf-taught.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I'm fondue you, it's true
It’s worth a shot.
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