I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I'm snow bored.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
"You make me egg-static."
I only have ice for you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I’m elf-taught.
You’re my pot of gold.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Cutest clover in the patch.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Let’s take an elfie.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
It takes one to snow one.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Make it rein.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
You're so clover!
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Who’s your paddy?
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
"No eggs-cuses."
I think I found my perfect match
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"Having a good hare day."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
You are pitcher perfect.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Believe in your elf.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Sleigh, what?!
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You can't beat me."
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Go to BabaMail
