Hold on for deer life.
I call the shots.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
You're acute Valentine.
I followed my heart to you.
Who’s your paddy?
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
You snow the drill.
You are un-beer-lievable!
The pint’s the limit.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I find you very a-peeling.
I’m elf-taught.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"Having a good hare day."
Yoda one for me!
Don’t worry, beer happy.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
We’re in a-green-ment.
It’s worth a shot.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I have the final sleigh.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
"What an egg-citing day."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I’ll never fir-get.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
You’re my soul Santa.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Icy what you did there.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
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