What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Time to spruce things up.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I have the final sleigh.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
I’ll never fir-get.
My love for you is like no otter.
You raise the bar.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
We have great chemis-tree.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Sips getting real.
As it snow happens.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Gold riddance.
Birch, please.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Dublin over in laughter.
Up to snow good.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
How rude-olf of you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
It’s snow joke.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
She has high elf-esteem.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
"You're a real good egg."
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
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