"No eggs-cuses."
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Yule be sorry.
As it snow happens.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
We like to paddy.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
"Some bunny loves you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
It’s snow joke.
The snuggle is real.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Believe in your elf.
You shamrock my world.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I only have ice for you.
"You can't beat me."
You raise the bar.
Your presents is requested.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Sip, sip, horray!
He’s my pinch charming.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It takes one to snow one.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Can’t pinch this.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
As it snow happens.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
I wood never leaf you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I sulfur when you argon.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
"Having a good hare day."
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
We’re in a-green-ment.
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