There’s no reason to wine about you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Just brew it!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Yoda one for me!
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
"Just one hot chick."
"You're a real good egg."
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
"No eggs-cuses."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
You’re my pot of gold.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I love you meow and forever.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Love at frost sight!
You're so clover!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
You snow the drill.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Snow on and snow forth.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Resting Grinch face.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
You snow the drill.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I'm fondue you, it's true
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I have the final sleigh.
Your presents is requested.
Distill my beating heart.
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