What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Snow on and snow forth.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
"Just don't carrot all."
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Love at frost sight!
Irish you were beer.
Can’t pinch this.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Drink happy thoughts.
You have a pizza my heart.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Let’s take an elfie.
I told you snow.
Fir sure.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Gold riddance.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Birch, please.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Having a good hare day."
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I have the final sleigh.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
You’re my soul Santa.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"Some bunny loves you."
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Best in snow.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
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