Rebel without a Claus.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Wear green, or leaf.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Cutest clover in the patch.
"You crack me up."
Deja brew all over again.
Gold riddance.
"Happy eggster."
"That's all, yolks."
It takes one to snow one.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Irish you were beer.
I sulfur when you argon.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Snow on and snow forth.
You are un-beer-lievable!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
We make a great pear
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
I loaf you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Time to spruce things up.
Sip, sip, horray!
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
You shamrock my world.
Drink happy thoughts.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I told you snow.
I love you meow and forever.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Let’s take an elfie.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Best in snow.
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