Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
It's lit.
Just brew it!
You’re my pot of gold.
It takes one to snow one.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"What an egg-citing day."
Gold riddance.
People are always after me lucky charms.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You shamrock my world.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Eggs love you."
I’m elf-taught.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
"You crack me up."
I think I found my perfect match
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I'm snow bored.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
We have great chemis-tree.
It takes one to snow one.
You snow the drill.
Fir sure.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I “lub” you.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
It’s snow joke.
Life is brew-tiful!
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