What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I whale always love you.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
"What an egg-citing day."
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
We make a great pear
Irish you luck.
"Eggs love you."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
He’s my pinch charming.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
"Hey there, hop stuff."
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Love at frost sight!
It’s snow joke.
We have great chemis-tree.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"You can't beat me."
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I’ll never fir-get.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
You’re my pot of gold.
Irish you were beer.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Say it ain’t snow.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Every piece of you is sweet.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
I'm snow bored.
I only have ice for you.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
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