It's ice to meet you.
"You can't beat me."
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I find you very a-peeling.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
A round of Santa-plause, please.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Let’s take an elfie.
Life is brew-tiful!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I “lub” you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
You are un-beer-lievable!
That look soots you.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Don’t be elfish.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Irish you were beer.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
I followed my heart to you.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
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