What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Distill my beating heart.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
You better beer-live it!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Keep calm and leprech-on.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Love at frost sight!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
I told you snow.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I’ll never fir-get.
I wood never leaf you.
My love for you simply radiates.
I “lub” you.
It's ice to meet you.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Best in snow.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Rebel without a Claus.
I loaf you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
It’s snow joke.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
It’s snow joke.
"What an egg-citing day."
Sip, sip, horray!
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Every piece of you is sweet.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
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