I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
"Just one hot chick."
Let’s get elf-ed up.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I find you very a-peeling.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
It takes one to snow one.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
That look soots you.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I'm pine-ing for you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Up to snow good.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
A round of Santa-plause, please.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Irish you luck.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
I only have ice for you.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Thank brew very much.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
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