"Don't worry, be hoppy."
You’re my pot of gold.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I have the final sleigh.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Just don't carrot all."
Treat yo'elf.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
It's ice to meet you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Make it rein.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I only have ice for you.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
"Some bunny loves you."
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Fir sure.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
"For peep's sake."
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Snow thank you.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Gold riddance.
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