“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
I loaf you.
Yule be sorry.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
You snow the drill.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Dublin’ the fun.
We’re in a-green-ment.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
I’m elf-taught.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I'm pine-ing for you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Best in snow.
"You crack me up."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I’m fondue you.
I only have ice for you.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Sip, sip, horray!
"Happy eggster."
I think you’re dandelion.
We make a great pear
Just brew it!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Who’s your paddy?
Thank brew very much.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
The snuggle is real.
Gold riddance.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Say it ain’t snow.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Burst into cheers!
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
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