I dig you a hole lot.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
"Just one hot chick."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Dublin over in laughter.
Say it ain’t snow.
It takes one to snow one.
Drink happy thoughts.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
You are un-beer-lievable!
I loaf you.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I think you’re dandelion.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
You better beer-live it!
I sulfur when you argon.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I'm snow bored.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"Happy eggster."
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
You're the ruler of my heart.
He’s my pinch charming.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Icy what you did there.
I wood never leaf you.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
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