Birch, please.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Shake your shamrocks.
"You're a real good egg."
You better beer-live it!
People are always after me lucky charms.
"Having a good hare day."
I love you meow and forever.
"For peep's sake."
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You’re my pot of gold.
We make a great pear
You snow the drill.
I'm pine-ing for you.
I “lub” you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Irish you luck.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Take off all your cloves.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I whale always love you.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You are pitcher perfect.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
I love you dairy much.
As it snow happens.
"You crack me up."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Cutest clover in the patch.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
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