I'm snow bored.
You snow the drill.
Thank brew very much.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I loaf you.
Deja brew all over again.
You’re my pot of gold.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Best in snow.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Dublin’ the fun.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Birch, please.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I’m feelin’ pine.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I followed my heart to you.
I whale always love you.
I told you snow.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
You raise the bar.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Eggs-cuse me."
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I can heartly wait to see you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
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