Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Who’s your paddy?
"Happy eggster."
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
He’s an elf-made man.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
We like to paddy.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
It's ice to meet you.
Resting Grinch face.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Look for a rainbow connection.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
It takes one to snow one.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Love at frost sight!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
I fence-y you.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
It’s snow joke.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Take off all your cloves.
"Some bunny loves you."
This is snow laughing matter!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I only have ice for you.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
We’re in a-green-ment.
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