Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
You are spud-tacular.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
This is snow laughing matter!
My love for you simply radiates.
I'm snow bored.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Thank brew very much.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Just one hot chick."
"Happy eggster."
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Just brew it!
It’s snow joke.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
We’re in a-green-ment.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
I followed my heart to you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Look for a rainbow connection.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I dig you a hole lot.
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