I'm fondue you, it's true
Irish you luck.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
It's ice to meet you.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Your presents is requested.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
The pint’s the limit.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
I call the shots.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
"Just don't carrot all."
The snuggle is real.
Gold riddance.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
How rude-olf of you.
Resting Grinch face.
Sleigh, what?!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
I only have ice for you.
Life is brew-tiful!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You’re the queen of my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Snow thank you.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Every piece of you is sweet.
This is snow laughing matter!
We’ve got serious chemistry.
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