I'll fight you with my bear hands.
Oh, deer.
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I can't stand people who don't wash their hands.
They make me sick.
Why did the T-Rex only sell hand-guns?
He was a small-arms dealer.
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
What do you call a guy that hands out free kebabs to the hungry?
A Döner.
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
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