It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
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