A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
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