What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
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