Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.