Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
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