What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
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