What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
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