Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!