If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
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