French people give me the crepes.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Can I be Candide with you?
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
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