I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
French, French Revolution
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Can I be Candide with you?
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
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