Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
French people give me the crepes.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
French, French Revolution
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Can I be Candide with you?
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
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