French people give me the crepes.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Can I be Candide with you?
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
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