If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
French, French Revolution
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
French people give me the crepes.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Can I be Candide with you?
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.