Welcome to our France Puns, they're a oui bit different...

What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Can I be Candide with you?
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What's in the middle of Paris?

R.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"

German Dude: "German".

Airport Guy: "Occupation?"

German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.