What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Can I be Candide with you?
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French people give me the crepes.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
French, French Revolution
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
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