Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French, French Revolution
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Can I be Candide with you?
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
French people give me the crepes.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
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