I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Can I be Candide with you?
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French people give me the crepes.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
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