Welcome to our France Puns, they're a oui bit different...

Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
French people give me the crepes.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.