What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
French people give me the crepes.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Can I be Candide with you?
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.