What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French, French Revolution
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Can I be Candide with you?
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."