I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
French, French Revolution
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Can I be Candide with you?
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
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