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What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Can I be Candide with you?
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
French people give me the crepes.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
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