It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French, French Revolution
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
French people give me the crepes.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
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