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I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do you call a prostitute from Italy?
A pastatute.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
‪This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus. ‬ ‪
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor‬.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.