Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
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