Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
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