Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
French people give me the crepes.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
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