Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
French, French Revolution
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
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