Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Can I be Candide with you?
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.