What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
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