What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
French people give me the crepes.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
French, French Revolution
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