Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
French, French Revolution
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Can I be Candide with you?
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
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