France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
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