What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
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