What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Can I be Candide with you?
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
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