What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
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