I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
French people give me the crepes.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
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