What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
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