The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Can I be Candide with you?
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
French, French Revolution
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
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