You snow the drill.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
I’m feelin’ pine.
Snow on and snow forth.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
It takes one to snow one.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Treat yo'elf.
Time to spruce things up.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
I have the final sleigh.
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Let’s take an elfie.
It takes one to snow one.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Your presents is requested.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Best in snow.
Hold on for deer life.
Best in snow.
Resting Grinch face.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Birch, please.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
She has high elf-esteem.
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