How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
It's ice to meet you.
As it snow happens.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Love at frost sight!
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Yule be sorry.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
You snow the drill.
It takes one to snow one.
Resting Grinch face.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Icy what you did there.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
You snow the drill.
Birch, please.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Time to spruce things up.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I only have ice for you.
Your presents is requested.
It's ice to meet you.
I have the final sleigh.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
I’m elf-taught.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
As it snow happens.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
He’s an elf-made man.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Say it ain’t snow.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!