“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Up to snow good.
It’s snow joke.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Hold on for deer life.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Icy what you did there.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
You snow the drill.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Snow thank you.
You sleigh me.
Treat yo'elf.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Your presents is requested.
That look soots you.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Love at frost sight!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
It's ice to meet you.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
This is snow laughing matter!
Birch, please.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
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