“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
It takes one to snow one.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Treat yo'elf.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Best in snow.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Hold on for deer life.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
She has high elf-esteem.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Rebel without a Claus.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
You’re my soul Santa.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Yule be sorry.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
I'm snow bored.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
It’s snow joke.
I only have ice for you.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I only have ice for you.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Icy what you did there.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Time to spruce things up.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”