“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Up to snow good.
I told you snow.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
You’re my soul Santa.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Best in snow.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Icy what you did there.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Your presents is requested.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Sleigh, what?!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
This is snow laughing matter!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
It takes one to snow one.
I have the final sleigh.
Yule be sorry.
That look soots you.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
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