It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
It's ice to meet you.
Your presents is requested.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Best in snow.
It's ice to meet you.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Hold on for deer life.
This is snow laughing matter!
It takes one to snow one.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Love at frost sight!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
It’s snow joke.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
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