Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
I'm pine-ing for you.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I’ll never fir-get.
Treat yo'elf.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
As it snow happens.
You snow the drill.
I’m elf-taught.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Resting Grinch face.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
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