As it snow happens.
Believe in your elf.
I have the final sleigh.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Best in snow.
You’re my soul Santa.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Up to snow good.
Time to spruce things up.
It's ice to meet you.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It's lit.
Say it ain’t snow.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
I'm snow bored.
It takes one to snow one.
You sleigh me.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
You snow the drill.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Yule be sorry.
I told you snow.
Icy what you did there.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
I only have ice for you.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Let’s take an elfie.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You snow the drill.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
He’s an elf-made man.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
These decorations are tree-mendous.