“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Icy what you did there.
How rude-olf of you.
It's ice to meet you.
Rebel without a Claus.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
You sleigh me.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
It takes one to snow one.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Treat yo'elf.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Snow on and snow forth.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
I only have ice for you.
The snuggle is real.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
I’m feelin’ pine.
I only have ice for you.
He’s an elf-made man.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
I’m elf-taught.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Love at frost sight!
Best in snow.
Up to snow good.
That look soots you.
Resting Grinch face.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Let’s take an elfie.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Your presents is requested.
Up to snow good.
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