“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
He’s an elf-made man.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Snow on and snow forth.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Snow thank you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Birch, please.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Resting Grinch face.
Hold on for deer life.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Sleigh, what?!
I have the final sleigh.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Your presents is requested.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
It’s snow joke.
I'm snow bored.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
As it snow happens.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
I'm snow bored.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Up to snow good.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Snow thank you.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I’ll never fir-get.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Time to spruce things up.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
It's lit.
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