As it snow happens.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Hold on for deer life.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
It takes one to snow one.
He’s an elf-made man.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I’m feelin’ pine.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I have the final sleigh.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
It's ice to meet you.
We have great chemis-tree.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
You sleigh me.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
It’s snow joke.
It’s snow joke.
Sleigh, what?!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
I told you snow.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
You snow the drill.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Let’s take an elfie.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
You snow the drill.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
It takes one to snow one.
Don’t be elfish.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Time to spruce things up.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
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