Up to snow good.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Don’t be elfish.
Say it ain’t snow.
Believe in your elf.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
It's lit.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I only have ice for you.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Birch, please.
You snow the drill.
Icy what you did there.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
The snuggle is real.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Icy what you did there.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
We have great chemis-tree.
It's ice to meet you.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Time to spruce things up.
I'm snow bored.
Snow on and snow forth.
You snow the drill.
Resting Grinch face.
It's ice to meet you.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
As it snow happens.
Best in snow.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
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