It's ice to meet you.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Believe in your elf.
Your presents is requested.
I'm snow bored.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Let’s take an elfie.
Don’t be elfish.
It's lit.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
This is snow laughing matter!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Love at frost sight!
Icy what you did there.
Snow on and snow forth.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I only have ice for you.
Time to spruce things up.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
It’s snow joke.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
This is snow laughing matter!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
As it snow happens.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Up to snow good.
You sleigh me.
It's ice to meet you.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
As it snow happens.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
She has high elf-esteem.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
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