“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
It’s snow joke.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Best in snow.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
It’s snow joke.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Resting Grinch face.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
It's ice to meet you.
Your presents is requested.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
This is snow laughing matter!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
The snuggle is real.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Make it rein.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Hold on for deer life.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
I'm snow bored.
Don’t be elfish.
Snow thank you.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
I have the final sleigh.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Say it ain’t snow.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Up to snow good.
It takes one to snow one.
Snow on and snow forth.
You sleigh me.