Treat yo'elf.
How rude-olf of you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You snow the drill.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I only have ice for you.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
She has high elf-esteem.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Sleigh, what?!
Yule be sorry.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Best in snow.
I’m feelin’ pine.
It’s snow joke.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Snow thank you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Let’s take an elfie.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
It's ice to meet you.
I'm snow bored.
Say it ain’t snow.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
This is snow laughing matter!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Don’t be elfish.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
It’s snow joke.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Up to snow good.
That look soots you.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I’ll never fir-get.
It's ice to meet you.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
As it snow happens.