Let’s get elf-ed up.
I’m feelin’ pine.
You’re my soul Santa.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
It’s snow joke.
Snow thank you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
The snuggle is real.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Don’t be elfish.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I’ll never fir-get.
It's ice to meet you.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
You sleigh me.
I only have ice for you.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Treat yo'elf.
I have the final sleigh.
Say it ain’t snow.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
It's ice to meet you.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I'm snow bored.
Time to spruce things up.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
This is snow laughing matter!
You snow the drill.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I told you snow.
It’s snow joke.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
You snow the drill.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.