What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
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