What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
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