Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
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