What do you say when two red blood cells get married?
Coagulations!
My son asked me why our sailboat is named Blood
I yelled back: "Because it’s a bloody vessel!"
What did one deoxygenated blood cell say to the other?
We're all in vain.
Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic
What do you call a blood vessel that's mad with power?
A Megalovieniac.
I was terrified by the results of my blood test
But my doctor just said B positive
what do doctors use to draw blood?
A needle?
No, a red crayon!
what does goblin's blood consist of?
A hemogoblin
What did the patient say after that gave blood?
I feel drained.
Before I became a dad, I was terrified I wouldn't know how to be a good one. Oddly enough, it turns out, it's in my blood - I come from a long line of fathers.
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
My friend has an insect parasite that can't stop fidgeting as it sucks blood.
He has a nervous tick.
Why are blood physicians so rich?
Because blood cells.
Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
You know what really makes my blood boil?
The vacuum of space.
I'm so Midwestern, it's in my blood
I'm type Ohp!-ositive
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
Son: What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?
Dad: Their effort goes in vein.
I went to the Red Cross to donate blood.
They threw me out and said "We don't want your type here!"
What do you call a deer that feeds on the blood of others?
Vlad the impala.
My son was injected with poisoned blood from a person from Finland
He said "I am finnished."
I took a blood test today
It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!
Donating blood can be A-positive experience
But sometimes it can B-negative.
Did you know you can hear blood flowing close to the skin?
You just have to listen varicosely.
What do you call a glass of pig’s blood?
Swine.
What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
A chupacabro.
What do you call a crazy blood-sucking parasite?
A lunatick!
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!
So my blood test came back positive.
Turns out I’m full of the stuff.
What blood type does a pessimist have?
B Negative
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
It was a typo.
What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?
Mesquite-o.
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