How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.