How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Tropic like it's hot.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Don't get tide down.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Water you doing?
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Beach you to it.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
I can sea clearly now.
Tis the sea-sun.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Shell yeah.
Whale, hello there.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Salty but sweet.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Avoid pier pressure.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
The ocean made me salty.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Beach, please.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Feeling fintastic.
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