Feeling fintastic.
The ocean made me salty.
Sea you at the beach.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Whale, hello there.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Don't get tide down.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Shell yeah.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
I can sea clearly now.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Tropic like it's hot.
Seas the day.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Salty but sweet.
Are you squiding me right now?
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Beach you to it.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Water you doing?
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Avoid pier pressure.
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