What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!