Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no cure.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
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