No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Skiing is believing!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Icy what you did there!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
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