For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
After all is sled and done.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
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