What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
That was thaw-some!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Variety is the ice of life.
Can I Alp you?