What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Can I Alp you?
That was thaw-some!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
We've reached the point of snow return.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Whatever coats your boat.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I only have ice for you!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.