You’re sledding a fine line there.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Variety is the ice of life.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Whatever coats your boat.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
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