What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Icy what you did there!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I only have ice for you!
Variety is the ice of life.
How Rudolf you to say that!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Skiing is believing!
It’s a winterful day!
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