I’m browsing the winter-net.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
It’s a winterful day!
It was mitten in the stars.
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