What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
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