The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Whatever coats your boat.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
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