I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
It’s a winterful day!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Whatever coats your boat.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Variety is the ice of life.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
After all is sled and done.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Icy what you did there!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.