The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Icy what you did there!
That was thaw-some!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
The weather outside is snow joke.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Skiing is believing!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
How Rudolf you to say that!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
After all is sled and done.