What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
It was mitten in the stars.
Skiing is believing!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
After all is sled and done.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Variety is the ice of life.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Whatever coats your boat.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
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