What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Variety is the ice of life.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Skiing is believing!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I only have ice for you!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
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