I whale always love you.
I dig you a hole lot.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I sulfur when you argon.
We make a great pear
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I love you dairy much.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
My love for you is like no otter.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I loaf you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You're acute Valentine.
I wood never leaf you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
You’re the queen of my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Yoda one for me!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I fence-y you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
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