I love you dairy much.
You’re the queen of my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I “lub” you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I find you very a-peeling.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I think I found my perfect match
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
My love for you is like no otter.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I love you meow and forever.
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You're acute Valentine.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
My love for you simply radiates.
I think you’re dandelion.