Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I wood never leaf you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Every piece of you is sweet.
We make a great pear
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I whale always love you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I dig you a hole lot.
I think I found my perfect match
I’m fondue you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I fence-y you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I find you very a-peeling.
My love for you simply radiates.
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