My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I'm fondue you, it's true
You’re the queen of my heart.
I find you very a-peeling.
I dig you a hole lot.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I think I found my perfect match
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I fence-y you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I love you meow and forever.
You're the ruler of my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Yoda one for me!
I followed my heart to you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I’m fondue you.
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