Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I loaf you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You have a pizza my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
My love for you is like no otter.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I’m fondue you.
I fence-y you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I “lub” you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I find you very a-peeling.
I whale always love you.
I sulfur when you argon.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I love you meow and forever.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
You're acute Valentine.
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