If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I think I found my perfect match
I fence-y you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I can heartly wait to see you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Every piece of you is sweet.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I think you’re dandelion.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I followed my heart to you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I sulfur when you argon.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I find you very a-peeling.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.