You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I find you very a-peeling.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Yoda one for me!
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I followed my heart to you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I think you’re dandelion.
You're acute Valentine.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I'm fondue you, it's true
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
My love for you is like no otter.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
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