What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go?
A sham poo.
"Is it the tar that smells like farts?"
"No, it was your asphalt"
What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
Urine trouble.
I’ve been going through a lot of sh** lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
"No Sh**".
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
Having to wipe with a hemorrhoid is a pain in the a**.
Which letters stand in line to the public restroom?
What do you call a bathroom line?
A P,Q.
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
I saw a show where all the man did was sit on the toilet.
It was a s**tshow.
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
what's the best day of the week to poop?
saTURDay.
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
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