I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
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