I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
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