How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
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