Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
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