Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
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