How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
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