Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
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