I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Go to BabaMail
