4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
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