That’s a-may-zing!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
It was mitten in the stars.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
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